Friday, February 11, 2011

Wait, the song meant something?

Hello all! I know I have been lacking in the posting department but I have been busy...or, well pretending to be busy. Seriously though. So I just got back from a Pure Romance party (which was totally awesome by the way!!!) so what better topic to talk about- Romance.

I'm pissed. Hollywood has seriously messed up my view of anything romantic. I have this unrealistic idea of how a guy woo's a girl and expresses his love for her. DAMN YOU HOLLYWOOD!!!!!! I have these ideas that a guy will take you in his arms, bend you down, and kiss you passionately as the rain falls. There is also the idea that the guys always approach the girls. SO not true!! No guy has ever approached me anywhere.....and I have resorted to throwing myself at them which, oddly, still hasn't worked! What am I doing wrong big shot Hollywood directors?? You seem to know!! HELP ME JEEBUZZZZ!!!!!!!!!! Ok, back on track.

I must have seen WAY too many romantic movies or romantic comedies because now i view my love life as a movie. If you have read my previous posts you know that I am like Molly Ringwald in Sixteen Candles. The only difference is that I'm still waiting for my Jake Ryan. And he better just show up outside of some random place waiting for me!! Cuz he's gotta be that much of a creeper that he knows where I am at ALL times!

With Valentine's day looming in the very near future, I must share with you just how Hollywood has warped my sense of real romance. Because I am single, I have this expectation of how Valentine's day will play out. So, I will be in my dorm room around 7 o'clock p.m. I'm alone and kinda sad because I don't have a date. All of a sudden I hear a knock at the door. I open it and there is the guy I have a "thing" for, smiling, and holding a single pink rose. How perfect does that sound??? Total movie plot though, right? Never gonna happen..... Hope I'm wrong!!! But I have very low expectations.

Ok, this is one of the last times I will say this. I am single. I have no plans for Valentine's day. I am open to a male asking me out. Do any guys actually read this?? I would be curious to know!

I am going to sign off for the night. It has been an exhausting week and I am tired. Just to re-state -- if you have a topic you would like me to talk about, feel free to send me a message on facebook!! As always, thanks for reading!! I appreciate any comments that you share with me!!

2 comments:

  1. Yeah, kinda reminds me of Easy A. I will be doing nothing as well. :/

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  2. If only life was like a Hollywood plot...

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