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Hello all! Have you missed me? Probs not... My last blog was kind of a flop... I am beginning to think I am uninteresting!! But that isn't the case, is it? Is it because you want me to air more of my dirty laundry?? How about some more super secret things that I don't tell ANYONE?? Yeah? Have I got your attention now? Well, I guess that is what I am being FORCED to write about! ;) Not that I mind or anything!

So lets see.... what could I possibly tell you about me that you don't already know? Here are a few things:

1.) I am a super famous celebrity (in my head), and when I go out in public I often wonder why there aren't more paparazzi following me.

2.) No one has ever gotten me flowers and I wonder why. At this point I would settle for a single flower (pink carnations are my favorite **hint hint**)

3.) I'm afraid I will end up alone, and won't have any children.

4.) As hard as I try, I just can't seem to stop thinking about you and wonder if you ever think of me (do you know who you are?)

5.) I get nervous before doing anything. I should own a portion of stock in the Pepto Bismol company.... or at least I could be the spokeswoman.

6.) I have regrets, but I can honestly say that I am working on confronting them and making them right.

7.) I harbor jealous thoughts against anyone who lived through the period of 1950-1980. I could actually include the '40's in that but I don't want to seem too jealous.

8.) I harbor jealous thoughts against any female that is lucky enough to come within 5 feet of Zak Bagans.... but that's no secret.

9.) I have a secret desire to become a chef and win Hell's Kitchen... but Gordon Ramsay scares me.

10.) I'm afraid to get too close to people cuz I'm afraid they will leave me... everyone else has, so prove to me that you will stay.

11.) Sometimes I wish I looked as good as I feel. And then there are days I feel like shit and match :p

12.) Are you paranoid? Well, are you? (only certain people will get that ;-) )

13.) Music is my saving grace... I can find/listen to any song  that matches my mood but the simple act of listening changes me at my core. It's like the music speaks to my soul.

14.) I have a reoccurring dream about being in the time period of Little House on the Prairie in which I am outside hanging up laundry and all of a sudden I see a tornado. Everyone else is able to run into the house but when I try to run, I can't. It's like my body hit a wall. I don't know what it means... if anyone is a dream interpreter- let me know!

15.) Sometimes I write messages containing my real feelings for people and then delete them instead of sending them.

16.) Sometimes I feel like a disappointment to people. Like I have let them down or not met the standards they have for me. Especially my family.

17.) I admit it.... when I'm home alone, I crank up the music and dance around in heels.... and only heels...... It gets a little awkward now that we have Elvis... pervert.

18.) I have a crush on Zach Galifianakis... in a mountain man sort of way. (Yes I googled how to spell his name)

19.) I rarely feel pretty.

20.) I love when people tell me I'm funny. It makes me feel good knowing that I can make people smile :-)

So there you go.... 20 more facts about me. Some are heart felt while others are lighthearted. I hope you learned something about me and can talk to me about it. I love to hear any feedback from ANYBODY... feel free to leave a comment here, on facebook, or send me a private message. I value each and every reader! Thanks for the support!