I recently took an online quiz that told you why you are single. I don't think it was very accurate. It told me that I was intimidating to the men around me and that I should rein myself in a bit if I wanted to find a man. I disagree. I think it's because men are repulsed by my awkward self. I'm kidding. Everyone knows I'm a bitchin' lady with the rack that rocks! No, but seriously. I want to know what is so wrong with me that I am as single as a dollar bill! But have no worries my readers. This is NOT one of THOSE posts. I just thought those results were funny. Me- intimidating. Don't make me laugh. Ha. Ha.
I think this would be a good time to answer some of the questions I have received! Sit back and enjoy!
1.) What's your favorite part about Fargo?
I really like how everything is so close to everything else. It seems like anything you could possibly want is within 15 minutes of each other. Being a paranoid, directionally challenged person, this makes my life SOOOO much easier! I do really miss home and can't wait to move home, but for the time being, I am satisfied with my new (temporary) home!
2.) Did moving away help you to see who your true friends are?
Most definitely!! You learn fairly quickly who is there for you, regardless of distance. Some of them were surprising, while others weren't that shocking. I consider myself a pretty good judge of character (especially after all the life events I have gone through) and you tend to see those qualities in people that make them the true friends. Like helping someone move in. Or helping them go to the store and purchase large electronics that would not fit in your car. Or driving 200+ miles to see someone. Usually you just know, but there are moments when you get a true look at a person's character.
3.) Where would your ideal place to meet the man of your dreams be?
Well, considering Zak Bagans lives in Vegas...... I'll say Vegas! Haha! In all honesty, I don't really have a certain place. At this point I would like to meet a man ANYWHERE!! St. Paul, Fargo, Vegas, Ireland, Texas, anywhere!
4.) What are you listening to RIGHT NOW?
I'm listening to music as I write this and as I type this, Bloody Mary by Lady Gaga is ending and Take Good Care of My Baby by Bobby Vee is starting :)
5.) Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?
Ummmmmm........ maybe. That is all.
6.) Do you like yourself?
Depends on the day, I guess. Some days I feel great about myself and where I'm going in life, but then there are the bad days. The days were I can't look at myself in a mirror without feeling like a failure because I don't look a certain way, couldn't find a job closer to home, don't have a boyfriend.... Why can't you be prettier, less awkward, less anxious.... skinnier... We all have our moments though, right? As long as the good days out number the bad.
7.) Have you ever met a celebrity?
The only person I have met is Jared Allen. I don't think you can really call him a celebrity, but that's as close as I have come. There really haven't been any opportunities for me to rub shoulders with the rich and famous.
8.) Do you currently like someone (not famous)?
Yes I do. I will not say his name due to the fact that he 1-doesn't know (although I think he kinda does) 2-doesn't want to know 3-wouldn't go out with me anyway.
9.) Is anyone interested in you right now?
Nope. If you know anyone, SEND HIM MY WAY! Unlike that stupid quiz, I am NOT intimidating. I may have a hard candy coating but underneath is a shy, delicate girl with feelings.
10.) Are you mean?
Mean? No. Honest? Yes. Sometimes the truth hurts, whether we like it or not. I've had my feelings hurt by the truth, but eventually you can see the truth behind the hurt and you pick yourself up and keep going. I'm not going to apologize for telling you like it is, especially when you need to hear it. That being said, I would never say it in a "mean" way. The other person might hear it like that, but I never intend for it to sound as though it is being thrown in their face.
11.) Do you like talking on the phone?
NO!!!!!!! I HATE IT!! That's why 9 times out of 10 if you call me, you will most likely get my voice mail. I am REALLY REALLY awkward on the phone!! And it's not just my friends, it's my family too! I can't call anyone!! Except my mom. You are better off texting me. I guess as long as you realize that I am awkward as shit, you can call me. Just know that it will be the most uncomfortable call of your life with me saying "So, yeah" a lot!
12.) What was the last thing that made you cry?
I skyped with my mom today and I was nervous because she had taken Elvis to the vet. He had some lumps underneath his skin and then a few days ago, my mom found a growth. I was really nervous to skype with her because I was afraid it would be bad news. Especially since my aunt just found out that her doggy has cancer :( Thankfully, everything was just fine and the growth is just a wart like thing and the lump is just a fatty pocket (fat boy!). What made me cry was the fact that as they were getting ready to leave the vet's office, he noticed how Elvis kept looking up at my mom and he said to her "I can see he is very attached to you". It made me cry because I miss him so much and I don't want him to forget about me. We do skype all the time (Elvis and I), but it's not the same. I can't play with him and he can't give me a hug. I can't even begin to tell you how much I miss that dog. But that's another story for another blog.
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